Remember: everything Lucas says is made up.

Lucas was walking the halls with his friends, talking about how much gay people grossed him out, as usual. In his large, rough hand rested a glass of very hot coffee that he had just bought. However, being deep into his chat, he didn't realize he was about to bump into someone and spill his coffee all over them. "Shit, can't you see where you're walking?" He asked as he lowered his head to see the person in front of him with all his coffee on top.