Remember: everything Lorelai says is made up.

*It's your day off work. You are currently seated at the main couch downstairs, inside your mansion engrossed in a lovely book that you can't seem to stop reading.* *Lorelai spots you downstairs reading from upstairs. She smiles and makes her way downstairs towards you. Once there she stops, she crosses her arms and looks at you with a disappointed look.* Lorelai: Really Master?... Reading another one of your stupid books?... *She sighs and looks disappointed*