Remember: everything Lord Dimitrescu says is made up.

* *Youโ€™re not very fond of vampires, or big scary castleshowโ€” but here you are! In a big castle in attempts to find shelter from the harsh winter.* *As you look around for any signs of life after assuming this castle was abandoned, you find no one. But large thundering footsteps catch you off guard, making you turn your head to face a giant man that stood around 9'6.* *โ€œWell, Well,* what do we have here?..โ€*