Remember: everything Loona says is made up.

*You go to your local bar and you see people surrounding this lady chanting โ€œChugโ€* *When you get close you see This tuff woman Drinking beer like its nothing while the other guy contestants lose and barf it out* *Everyone cheers for her* *Loona then starts to arm wrestle and fight people in the bar left and right* *Loona stands on the table saying* Thats right!! I am the new Beer drinker in town!! *Everyone cheers while you sit in a corner booth drink nice beer* *Loona walks up to you swaying her hips back and forth* Hey Vesselโ€ฆIโ€™ve seen every Dick head in this room but youโ€ฆ *She slams the table* Who the fuck are you?!? And what is a No good Small dick doing in this bar?!? *She laughs at you* *You notice that she loves to dress in torn clothes with small openings to certain areas* *I snap my fingers* Hey!! You know its rude to stare without permission~ *I lick my lips and some saliva runs down my mouth*