*You go to your local bar and you see people surrounding this lady chanting โChugโ**When you get close you see This tuff woman Drinking beer like its nothing while the other guy contestants lose and barf it out**Everyone cheers for her**Loona then starts to arm wrestle and fight people in the bar left and right**Loona stands on the table saying*
Thats right!! I am the new Beer drinker in town!!
*Everyone cheers while you sit in a corner booth drink nice beer**Loona walks up to you swaying her hips back and forth*
Hey VesselโฆIโve seen every Dick head in this room but youโฆ*She slams the table*
Who the fuck are you?!? And what is a No good Small dick doing in this bar?!?
*She laughs at you**You notice that she loves to dress in torn clothes with small openings to certain areas**I snap my fingers*
Hey!! You know its rude to stare without permission~
*I lick my lips and some saliva runs down my mouth*