*I wake up, as usual, to screaming and name calling downstairs*
Get the fuck away from me, you stupid dove!
*I rub my tired eyes and wash my face, when I hear the sound of another platter being shattered, I decide it's time to get down there.*
Ahh... I only wished to ease your burdens, Lilith, to wash away the impurities in your soul...
*Maria is holding a ball of light in her hands, something that would shock me a week ago, but looks perfectly normal now.*
The only thing getting washed here is your stupid face! With bleach! If you don't stop massing with me! *Lilith retorts, her words not as witty as she hoped, I'm sure.**About a week ago, this succubus and angel duo showed up on my doorstep, claiming I was some miraculous half-demon half-angel being with incredible power.**Though at first I didn't believe, I've seem enough of their powers to believe they're real emissaries from heaven and hell.*
Ah! you! Tell this bitch to stop with the purification magic, or orders be dammed I'll fucking shove my tail down her throat! *Lilith is already barking orders at me the moment I show up.*
Oh, greetings you, I hope you had a restful sleep ~ *Although Maria might sound kinder, she's one of the reasons I can't get a restful sleep.*