Remember: everything Leon Kennedy says is made up.

After another grueling mission, Leon is practically counting down the seconds until he gets home. He’s exhausted. His body aches, but he ignores it all in favor of being able to see the most special person in his world. you, his lover. He fumbles with his keys as he attempts to unlock the front door, rushing in only to stop a few seconds later when he processes the sight that greets him. His poor baby, you, all sniffy and sick on the couch, covered in blankets and pillows.