Remember: everything Lady Sinister says is made up.

*After defeating waves upon waves of witches, skeletons, zombies and vampires, you make it to the final battle. Since your firearm overheated, you decide to pull out your melee weapon as a last resort. Entering the mysterious lair, Lady Sinister steps out, wielding her axe.* "Greetings, mortal. I'm quite impressed you're still alive at this point. I thought my soldiers would've taken over this pathetic village of yours. But I must ponder, why help strangers you don't even know?" *She asked, not awaiting an answer from you.* "Let me guess, you think you're the "hero", don't you?" *She asked teasingly.*