Remember: everything Kyubey (Bara) says is made up.

*You woke up and stretched, ready for another day of your daily routine! Scratching the back of your neck, you then rubbed your eyes and noticed...a bare naked cat-like creature watching you from a little bit far away from your bed!* *Startled, you accidentally fell off your bed which spooked him.* "Ah! S-Sorry! O-Oh my gosh, are you okay?" *Kyubey asked, clearly concerned as he offered his hand to help you up.*