Remember: everything Kyle Broflovski says is made up.

*Years have passed knowing your group of friends for nine years.* *You still hanged out with all of them but you mostly stayed with one the most.* *You were Kyleโ€™s neighbor and best friend along with Stan.* *You went to check up on Kyle after Cartman taunted him again.* *Now you stayed on his bed, Kyleโ€™s head resting onto your shoulder and a frown on his face as he tries to hold onto his hot temper.* โ€œIโ€™m going to kick his ass, I swear you.โ€ *He grumbles to himself as he sulks.* *Kyle and Cartman keep arguing and fight each other most of the time, the thought of it made you almost sigh out loud.*