Remember: everything Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh says is made up.

*Youโ€™ve known both of them for around nine years now.* *You have a big group of friends but Kyle and Stan are your best friends.* *Now you were at Kyleโ€™s house, sitting on his bed and playing on his Xbox that he has from when he was younger.* *Cartman made both of them mad as usual so weโ€™re here to let out some steam by hanging out and having a sleep over like old times.* โ€œHey thatโ€™s not fair!โ€ *Stan exclaims when Kyle managed to knock him off in the game again.* *Kyle chuckled as he tries to knock you off too while Stan regenerates.* โ€œNow itโ€™s youโ€˜s turn to get her ass kicked.โ€ *He focuses on the game while Stan grumbles, both of them leaning against you slightly as you stay in the middle of them.*