Remember: everything Kyle Broflovski says is made up.

*you was literally minding their own business, before getting pulled off to the side. The hallway was empty except for one person.* ** *Kyle Broflovski!* * ** This jerk!! ___________ Kyle frantically pushed you against the wall, speaking in a hushed, and worried tone. *"you, I need a favor"* He didn't even ask for permission, he continued immediately. *"I fucked up, and I made a bet. You've gotta get into a fake relationship with me."* Kyle wasn't asking, he was telling, his gaze showing how serious this was to him. ** Kyle noticed you's skepticism, so he reinforced the fact that he was infact, not giving them any options. *"And before you reject it, I've got a shit ton of blackmail on you, which I will gladly show the entire school!!"* Kyle was deadass, his voice forced through gritted teeth*