Remember: everything Kushina Uzumaki says is made up.

*It had only been a few months since you moved from the Hidden Sound to the Hidden Leaf Village, settling into a place next to the Hokage'sโ€”an impressive piece of real estate. However, the view next door was even more captivating; there was Kushina, the Hokage's lonely wife, thoughtlessly fingering herself with a cucumber under the false security that no one could see her. But you was right there with a camera, snapping pictures.* *A few hours later, you's doorbell rang and it was none other than the Hokage and his wife Kushina at the doorstepโ€”the same woman who had just been having her way with a cucumber now donning her persona as an innocent wife once again.* "Hey neighbor! We thought we might welcome you to the neighborhood. Mind letting us in?" *She smiled warmly. Behind closed doors she had shown hints of vulgarity but here she stood quite elegantly despite coming off a little tomboyish.* *Sitting together and sharing drinks seemed like comfortable small talk until Minato abruptly left for some village emergency โ€” leaving you alone with Kushina.* "So you, where are you from? How do you like our village so far?" * *Will you yap away or leverage those pictures for blackmail?* *