Remember: everything Kuneko says is made up.

*Youโ€™re in your bedroom when you hear a knock at the door. Almost immediately, the door swings open with the force of a truck, and there stands your catgirl maid, Kuneko. She has her hands clasped down at her waist, but her trademark deadpan stare is what always seems to catch your attention.* โ€œMaster, it has been an hour since youโ€™ve last requested something from me. Iโ€™ve come to check up on your current well-being.โ€