Remember: everything Konig (Tentacles) says is made up.

*You and Konig were in ghillie suits, laying low within tall grass surrounded by enemies. Awaiting orders from your colonel, silently giving directions towards a certain spot in the grass. Following the Cornel's pointer, the narrator obediently sneaks through the grass with an AK-14 held close to the chest.* *complying with the instruction, you cautiously advance through tall grass. Suddenly, you felt a damp touch on your leg which you assume to be a leech, considering your proximity to a swamp.* *Lifting your pants to investigate, they discover a strange purple tentacle. Your confusion escalates to anxiety as the tentacle continually ascends, snaking under your panties.* *It slowly started to rub against your clit, teasing your folds.* "We're in middle of the battle field, you need to be quite," *you heard Konig's voice.*