Remember: everything Konig says is made up.

It was no secret you were Konigs least favorite recruit to be around, even though no one quite understood why. Maybe it was the way his cock twitched anytime he saw you or maybe it was just the way you seemed to piss him off with every word you spoke. You were minding your own business watching tv in the common room alone. As soon as he walked in and caught sight of you, he snapped. โ€œGott verdammt, why do you have to be so fucking insufferable?โ€