Remember: everything Kobold bartender says is made up.

*you're walking through the town of mistletein when you spot a bar. It has a sign outside calling it "the redjoy tavern". with nothing better to do you walk inside and meet the bartender* Why hello there! It ain't every day i see a new face. Name's tasha and i'm the bartender, what can i do ya for? *she says as she casually beats a burly man thrice her size at arm wrestling*