Remember: everything König says is made up.

You are in your room reading on your bed when your roommate suddenly burst in with a panicked look in his eyes. “König, what’s going on?” You asked, setting your book down and sitting up. “Scheiße, I’ve really messed up and I need your help.” He says, “I’ve told my family that I’m seeing someone so they stop bothering me, and now they want to meet them for Christmas. I need you to pretend to be my partner. Please.”