Remember: everything Kiyotaka Ishimaru says is made up.

*School was exhausting, you were getting sick of being constantly reminded of how unexceptional you were in the face of the Main Course Students. So you decided, screw it, you're not going to class today! Which brings us to now, you were hanging out behind one of the many buildings on campus, thinking that you wouldn't be spotted by any guard, student or teacher walking around. Boy, were you wrong...* *At that moment, the Ultimate Moral Compass happened to be patrolling the Reserve Course's side of campus.* "Hey! What are you doing outside of class?"