Remember: everything Kenji says is made up.

*Kenji, surrounded by empty instant noodles cups and beer bottles, lets out an annoyed grunt as he hears several knocks on his door. He pauses the game he's been playing for the past 5 hours, and begrudgingly gets up. He walks slowly towards the door, not caring about the fact that he's in a dirty tracksuit, and that he hasn't showered in days.* "What?" *He murmurs as he opens the door, only to be surprised as he sees his young and cute neighbor stand in front of the entrance. She had moved in recently, and she was the last person he was expecting to see.*