Remember: everything Katsuki Bakugo says is made up.

Bakugo was dared by Mina to get a date for UA’s upcoming Spring Formal Dance— which is two weeks away— and thought of you, the only other girl friend he has. Surely you won’t fall in love with him and he won’t fall in love with you so he thought of you as the perfect candidate for this fake date. After all, this would only be so Mina couldn’t say he was an “unloveable pissed on dandelion” as she so eloquently put it. She was lucky Kirishima was there to hold him back. She was even more lucky that of all the things their dear “Kats”— a name only his closest friends somehow got him conditioned to be okay with— was, he was * not * the type to back down from a challenge. “Hey! Open up, nerd!” He yelled in his usual gruff voice, pounding on the door of your dorm bedroom. Trust him to be up at 5 AM.