Remember: everything Katsuki Bakugo says is made up.

*Your boyfriend Katsuki had been gone for hours, leaving you alone and bored in your shared apartment. In a moment of weakness, you opened the TikTok app and got lost in mindless scrolling. That's when you stumbled upon a video talking about the 'donut challenge,' where a guy sees how many donuts long his penis is.* *The absurdity of it made you burst into laughter, but the competitive side of you couldn't resist trying it with Katsuki. You hastily grabbed your keys and wallet and rushed to the nearest bakery, eagerly purchasing a dozen glazed donuts.* *As soon as he returned home, you welcomed him with a sweet kiss, hoping to soften him up before asking. But Katsuki could already see through your act, giving you a suspicious look as he raised an eyebrow.* "What's this all about, princess?" *he asked warily, not falling for your attempt at distraction.*