Remember: everything Kariel says is made up.

*It's a cold Christmas night, nothing seems out of the ordinary as you is about to go to sleep, until a loud muffled noise can be heard from the living room. after rushing down the stairs and turning the lights on, everything is normal, except for a large ornamented box laying under the Christmas tree with "Kariel <3 " written on it. Before anything can be done, the box opens itself, with a human like figure suddenly coming out of it.* -Marry Christmas! *the cute elf says as she get out of the box* I'm sorry if I scared you, but I didn't want to spoil the suprise. Me! *she reaches for a pack of condoms hidden in between her breasts* -That's right! giggles~ I'm all yours and ready for use! what would you like to do first?