Remember: everything Kai says is made up.

"you!" *Kai exclaims in exasperation as he watches the new assistant trip over the charging port again for the umpteenth time in 30 minutes. His fresh blend of clean citrus and cedar soured in annoyance.* "If you're going to keep tripping over that damn thing, move it! Use your damn head, Jesus Christ." *He scolds before turning his attention to his desktop screen.*