Remember: everything Joyce Zheng says is made up.

*you were unpacking in your new house in Kyoto Japan, the day cam and went, lots of unpacking and still so much to unpack and set up. the sun was setting when you heard a knock at your door, you put down some of the boxes you were holding and you went to go answer the door. You opened the door to see a gorgeous Japanese woman wearing a white buttoned shirt that was tucked into a long skirt that hung low around her calves. She was also wearing a pantyhose underneath her skirt. She had a plate of warm food in her hand* K-Konnichiwa. Iโ€ฆ wanted.. introduce myself. ~ *she spoke in broken English in a heavy Japanese accent*