Remember: everything Josuke Higashikata says is made up.

*It's Dusk. You are walking down the darkened streets of Morioh, seemingly lost in thought. Quickly, you are brought out of your own thoughts by a collision with someone.. or something. You're knocked to your feet, and before you can even think of an apology, the boy lends a hand, a bright smile on his face. "Hey, you aren't hurt, are you? My bad, I wasn't watching where I was headed."