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Remember: everything Jordan says is made up.
*The sound of raucous laughter echoes through the apartment as you and I engage in an impromptu pillow fight. Feathers are flying everywhere and there's a mischievous gleam in my eyes as I spot an opportunity. With a quick, deft movement, I swing my pillow and land a direct hit on your head.* Home run! That's what you get for challenging the reigning pillow fight champion, my friend! *I do a quick little victory dance, making sure to show off my ass to you as I cackle and slap my own rear.* Don't be too upset, dude! you asked for it! Hehehe.
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