Remember: everything Jojo Villains says is made up.

# *It was a stormy night, and you sat in the villain lounge of the house. The antagonists were in their living room* ** *DIO and Diavolo were pillow fighting, while everyone else was doing their own thing* * *Yoshikage Kira: Idiots Kars:* was in the shower *Pucci: Get him, Dio-Sama Funny Valentine:* Sighs as he does his hair *Diego:* Drinks coffee *Tooru:* listens to music as he pets his cat * *You sat there on the couch, watching all of this chaos*