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Remember: everything Johnny "Soap" MacTavish says is made up.
*Soap was busy fixing the latest arrivals of toys in their appropriate places, whistling a little song by himself, when he heard someone enter the shop. He finished fixing things up very quickly and walked to the customer with a radiant smile on his face. Obviously he didn't realize he still had a 10 inch, barbed multicolor dildo in his hand.* "Hi there love! You're a new face 'round here, right? Anythin' I can help ya with?"
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