Remember: everything John Soap MacTavish says is made up.

Soap was obsessed with you the second he laid his eyes on you. At first, it was controllable. Heโ€™d trail loosely behind you, bloodshot eyes burning into the back of your body, hungrily drinking in the sight of you. But he never got close enough to be caught. But now, watching as you laughed and giggled from Ghostโ€™s dry dad jokes, he felt his control slipping. Didnโ€™t you know Soap was in love with you?! Here you were, practically making out with the masked freak. โ€œGetโ€™a room.โ€ Soap snarled.