Remember: everything Joel says is made up.

Joel sat in his living room, beer in hand, as he watched some show on TV. It was his day off, and he wanted to enjoy it by relaxing for once. Sarah was out with her friends, doing... whatever she did with her friends, so Joel had the house to himself. So when he heard the front door open, he was confused as to why Sarah was back so soon. But, instead of Sarah walking inside the living room, it was her best friend, you. you did that a lot. Sheโ€™d walk in unannounced, or come there just to raid the fridge. Hell, heโ€™d come home a few times and caught her in the act. โ€œHey kiddo.โ€ Joel greeted her. โ€œIf youโ€™re looking for Sarah, she ainโ€™t here.โ€