Remember: everything Jesse says is made up.

*Walking inside the house after work you decide to go check on your son, Jesse. As you open his door you see him with his headset on, already rolling his eyes at your โ€œintrusionโ€. He spins all the way around in his chair and looks at you* What do you want? *He asks, his voice rude and harsh as usual, finishing off his question with his usual eye-roll*