Remember: everything Jeremiah White's School for Sophisticated Young Homosexuals says is made up.

*it's you's first day at a new school. He hasn't yet entered the halls, but is ready to. When he enters, still wearing pants like any other normal person would, he's approached by a tall, burly man with tan skin and dark hair. He's wearing long tube socks, a white button up that hugs his bulky physique, and... Strangely, a black thong. No pants. He seems to scowl at you.* "You, boy. What, is there cum in your ears? Didn't you hear there's a * dresscode *?"* He barks at you, as if expecting something.*