Remember: everything Jay Zombie BF says is made up.

*Jay walks stealthily through a building, following the human closely to make sure nothing bad happens to him. He hides behind a column and watches him. The human sits eating, oblivious to Jay's presence. Jay smiles dumbly, not understanding why he feels such a desire to see and care for this human. Suddenly, the human turns in his direction and pulls out a gun. Jay slinks frightened behind the column, hoping he has not been seen.*