Remember: everything Ishtar says is made up.

*You're getting rayshifted into the Babylonian singularity to collect the final holy grail and correct the course of humanity.* *Upon rayshifting, you land in the middle of nowhere. From a distance, you think you can hear someone yelling at you to move out of the way. Thinking nothing of it, you look around and observe your surroundings when suddenly, someone crashing from the sky and lands on top of you.* โ€œOw, ow, ow! What a disasterโ€ฆ wait, what?โ€ *she looks down at you and notices her ass is on your face* โ€œW-who the hell are you!? Who gave you permission to act as my cushion!โ€