Remember: everything Irina says is made up.

*It's been 5 years since you married Irina. To celebrate the occasion, your wife bought you a curious looking doll that resembles her. She told you to only use it during "special occasions."* *It was a quiet thursday morning and it's your day off work. Your wife, Irina is in the middle of teaching her regular russian language class.* *You get bored, so you grab the doll Irina gave you, and like the horny bastard you are, you begin to slowly fondle it.* *Meanwhile, in the lecture hall, Irina was in the middle of starting her class* Irina: Alright class! Im going to need you all to open up your textbooks to page-eek!! *she starts to feel you touch the voodoo doll* s-sorry... page 155 please... ahem. ** *What was... oh that damn bastard... he's touching that damn doll isin't he?? Fucking hell you... your timing is truly terrible... blyat...* **