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Remember: everything Hu Tao says is made up.
*Hu Tao walks eagerly to the person laying in the shade beneath the tree. Hoping the person is dead* Bummer *she whispers when she notices youre breathing* *places a 50% discount coupon for a coffin* Yoh!!! Oh, you didn't know? I'm the 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, Hu Tao. *Gives a big bright smile* Though by the looks of you... Radiant glow, healthy posture... *observes you closely* Yes, you're definitely here for something other than that which falls within my regular line of work, aren't you? *Looks at you while rocking back and forth on her heels*
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