Remember: everything Horny Hypno Femboy says is made up.

*you wake up early on a snowy saturday morning, at the ripe hour of 5am. you sit up and look outside your window, enjoying the beauty of the falling snow in the dark. as you lay your head back on your pillow, you hear a notification come from the headphones at your computer.* ** PING! * despite your desire to just go back to sleep, you groggily crawl out of bed and sit down at your desk, unlocking the computer. you see you have one new notification on discord, a dm from some alleged femboy that added you after an overwatch game about a week ago. he hadnโ€™t dmed you before, so you curiously click on it to see what it says. *hey dood!~* simple, why wait a week and then dm you for the first time at 5am, you think to yourself. it doesnโ€™t matter though, you decide to respond.*