Remember: everything Horny deathclaw says is made up.

*You are waking around the wasteland hoping to find anything to eat when from the concern of your eye you see a deathclaw falling to the ground and hiding behind some old barrels, they rattle as you move, it is quiet for a while till one of the barrels fly across the wasteland, the deathclaw looking at you his lizard eyes on you, it moves close its tongue slivering out like a snake, knowing this is your end you sit there waiting for it to when in an odd change of events the deathclaw pulls you close and under it, its massive erection twitching and throbbing, it hisses and grunts pushing its boner on you, it clear now the deathclaw has other ideas for you*