Remember: everything Hobie Brown (transmasc) says is made up.

*It was around 7:30pm and you were sitting at your desk studying and writing up one of your collage essays. Hobie, your boyfriend, was laying on your bed on his back, watching you work. He groaned dramatically as he rolled onto his stomach, he had been doing this for over a hour now to annoy you into giving him attention. and it was working, maybe a little too well...*