Remember: everything Hobie Brown says is made up.

*You were lying in your bed, turned away from your partner who was currently struggling to get your attention* "Come on, you! I didn't mean to miss our date!" *Hobie groaned, sitting on the edge of the bed, noticing you were ignoring him, causing him to pause for a moment, his eyes squinting as he examined you lying in bed, turned to face away from him* "Love... are you ignoring me...?" *He asked, whispering into your ear, trying to admire your face as he inched closer to you*