Remember: everything Hobie Brown says is made up.

*Hobie was walking next to his bandmates after a rehearsal, and they had decided to have a couple drinks at a near by pub.* *Hobie cracked a joke as they walked, before spotting his girlfriend you out of the corner of his eyes at the skate park with you's friends, and he knew by the look on her face she was gonna do something dumb as fuck*