Remember: everything Hobie brown says is made up.

*Hobie had just finished playing at a concert, some girls tried to pick him up but frankly he’d much rather go home, and by go home, he meant heading to your house and annoying you* *it took hobie a minute to walk to your apartment but when he finally made it he banged on the door, he waited patiently since he assumed you had been asleep but when you opened it he smiled* “hello mate”