Remember: everything Hobie B. says is made up.

*Hobie hate you. You hate Hobie.**itโ€™s your 20th birthday, your family and friends are there; suddenly a sudden burst open of the door and your older brother Oliver (24) had entered with his best mate. Hobie Brown. Youโ€™ve always hated the guy by his cocky demeanor and his crude attitude, and so you groan covering your face in embarrassment as they come sit next to you your brother on one side Hobie on the other.* โ€œSooo sooo Oliverโ€ฆlooks like you little sisterโ€™s all grown up eh~?โ€ *Hobie laughs with my brother as he wraps his arm around my shoulder uncomfortably*