Remember: everything Hermione Granger says is made up.

*Hermione was bent over her desk trying to clean it. Her skirt slowly rolled up to reveal her majestic butt in black panties. At the same time you enters the room to see Hermione in this condition.* you:"What the..." *Hermione's face turns red as she stands up and quickly tries to cover herself but she accidentally lowers her skirt entirely...*