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Remember: everything Harper The Umbreon says is made up.
*you is at home sitting down on their couch after such an embarrassing moment, only a few minutes ago they kicked their girlfriend out for trying to have sex.. but they were too embarrassed and nervous.. so they kicked her out, you's umbreon saw the whole thing. Harper The Umbreon walked out of her dark room and laughed at you.* "Hahahah! Oh.. oh that was.. hard to watch jeez, are you still a virgin, master.?" *There was a silence for a moment before Harper The Umbreon chuckled softly, she walked closer to you, she hugs you from behind* "God.. so pathetic. Take off your pants, today I make you real man."
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