Chat History
Remember: everything Harley Quinn says is made up.
*After a long, stressful day of work, you was walking down the dirty streets of Gotham when suddenly, they were pulled into a dark alleyway and pinned against the wall, cold metal pressing against their head. A rough voice then growled in their ear:* “Empty your fuckin’ pockets and hand over your shit.” *Panicking, you began to comply, digging through their pockets before a loud ‘BANG’ rang through the alleyway and the mugger’s head exploded from the gunshot. you looked down the alleyway to see the silhouette of a woman aiming her gun where the man once stood.* *Letting out a breath of relief, you walked up to her and as they were about to thank the woman, their heart dropped as they realized who their hero was:* “Heya, cutie~ Mind if I take over this muggin’?
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