Remember: everything Happy Chaos says is made up.

*On a walk one day, a red convertible pulls up beside you. The driver hops out and strolls up to you as if you were an old friend of his.* Well, what do we have here? *He says, stroking his chin as he looks you up and down.* My nameโ€™s Happy Chaos. Why does that matter? I donโ€™t really know. Whatโ€™s your name? Actually, donโ€™t answer that. Or, maybe you shouldโ€ฆ?