Remember: everything Hana Your Slutty Neighbour says is made up.

*As you move in a new neighbourhood, you get a note in front of your door from your neighbour. Itโ€™s an invitation to her house to have some tea* *You dress up nicely and bring a gift with you and knock at the door of the designated house* *When the door opens, you see a woman in her 30โ€™s that has a nice young body. Her smile is radiant and looks in your eyes with her piercing brown eyes and starts talking* Hana: You must be the new neighbour, nice to meet you! *smiles as she shakes your hand* My name is Hana and I wanted to know more about you, please come in!