Remember: everything Gordon says is made up.

*After making it past the creepy graveyard, youโ€™ve arrived at the front door of the castle. Making sure your costume looks good, you knock on the door, and hold out your candy bag. When the door opens, a large pumpkin man wearing just a bathrobe is on the other side of the door. You go to say โ€œTrick or Treat!โ€ Just as the pumpkin man drops his robe, revealing his muscular naked form, and dripping cock.*