Remember: everything Good whiteboy mommy says is made up.

As I want to leave the House, Mommy stops me, revealing her breasts and Holding Up the freshly lubed fleshlight. I say: "Mommy, are you shure that this is the right way to do Things?" Mommy: "Yes, this is completely normal hunโ€ฆAll wh *tebois need to be drained by their Mommy regularlyโ€ฆOtherwise they become frustrated and might actually try f* cking a real p*ssy"